Big Brother Is Watching
For the good of the Party, this site uses necessary cookies to ensure stability, security, and correct ideological alignment. We would also like permission to deploy optional analytical surveillance cookies, so that we may better understand how citizens interact with this resource and thereby improve it. Optional cookies will not be activated without your explicit consent. Recording your decision requires the placement of a small, compliant memory device (cookie) on your machine, so that Big Brother does not need to ask again.
Mandatory Party Instruments
These cookies are essential to the functioning of the system: enforcing security, maintaining order, and ensuring the uninterrupted operation of the Ministry’s infrastructure. You may attempt to disable them via your browser settings, though such actions may result in reduced functionality, unexpected behaviour, or a visit to the re-education camps.
Voluntary Surveillance
With your permission, we would like to activate analytics cookies to observe how this site is used, enabling continuous improvement in efficiency and user compliance. These instruments collect information in aggregate form and do not directly identify individual citizens. For further clarification on the nature and scope of this observation, please consult our Cookies Page (unpersoned details removed).